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You Know You're A Critter Lover When...

You know you're a guinea pig lover when you are clothes shopping and you decide whether or not to get clothes depending on if they match your piggies.


You know you're a critter lover when, before driving out into bad weather, you spend 20 minutes telling your family how to save your critter if a tornado hits.


You know you're a rabbit lover when you have a world famous artist paint portraits of your rabbit and it costs over a thousand dollars.


You know you're a critter lover when you go to the store to get them one thing, but end up paying every cent you have on a million things they don't need!


You know you're a critter lover when you write to websites to answer the question, “You know you're a critter lover when …”


You know you're a critter lover when the presents you buy for your friends are really for their critters.


You know you're a critter lover when you go to the salad bar at the store for dinner and end up bringing home a container of food for your guinea pigs.


You know you're a ferret lover when you would rather play with all your little fur kids than go to the movies with your friends.


You know you're a gerbil lover when you and your clothes start to smell like a gerbil.


You know you're a critter lover when you let your son/daughter take the critter to school.


You know you're a critter lover when you have a pearl necklace for your chinchilla; you spend over $400 on her weekly; her cage is as big as a twin-sized bed; she has a bed made of feathers; she goes everywhere with you (including across the world); she has her own room; and she has a self portrait that costs $90.


You know you're a rabbit lover when you start calling kids kits.


You know you're a critter lover when your friend says, "Your pet is gross," and you get mad inside.


You know you're a ferret lover when you can't see your own floors because they're covered with little beds and ferret toys!


You know you're a bunny lover when you don't mind the empty, open refrigerator.


You know you're a critter lover when your rabbit has an accident on you and you don't even care!


You know you're a chinchilla lover when you introduce your chinchillas to your parents as their "grandchildren."


You know you're a mouse lover when you carry a small purse to church just so your little squeaker can come with you.


You know you're a mouse lover when your friend tells you their computer mouse died and you take them to the pet store instead of the computer store.


You know you're a rabbit lover when you have nine rabbits and you sleep with them more than your husband!


You know you're a rabbit lover when you spend more money on your rabbit than you spend on your car.


You know you're a mouse lover when you have so many tubes and tunnels that they're taking over your house!


You know you're a critter lover when you find your wallet and cell phone in a stash under the bed.


You know you're a rat lover when you let your rat clean your teeth more than your dentist.


You know you're a hamster lover when your hamster has more stuff than the store.


You know you're a ferret lover when you spend more time at the pet store searching for food than you do shopping for your own groceries.


You know you're a rabbit lover when you taste their wood chew aticks to see if they really do taste like carrot! (They taste like cooked carrot and smell like poo.)


You know you're a critter lover when you encourage them while they go potty.


You know you're a critter lover when poo doesn't make you gag during dinner.

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you know your a rat lover when you dont care when the rat starts to drink spit out of your mouth.
Eve, rustburg, VA
Posted: 1/12/2014 11:49:46 AM
Oh and also-You know you're a critter lover when you look forward to seeing your hamsters more than your family at the end of the day!
Stephanie, Rhinelander, WI
Posted: 3/8/2012 11:54:15 AM
I really like this page-it rreminds me how much I love small animals! I own two dwarf hamsters named Ping and Pong and I think they are the cutest things ever!!!!!! I love them so much I think I raised them more than their mom did!
Stephanie, Rhinelander, WI
Posted: 3/8/2012 11:51:24 AM
i think that most of these are a bit far-fetched
Rebekah, Cedar Hills, UT
Posted: 12/14/2011 6:38:30 PM
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