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Hi! My name is Patches.

I am a Texel Guinea Pig from Cedar Park.

5 years old

Female

Patchy



All over the place!! I love tunnels and I love to have my wonderful playpen and toys. Also, I love to hang out by my water bottle!!

How they care for me and love me so much. I get a fresh salad from the garden every day- even in winter!

I love to popcorn through my tunnels and hang out with my other guinea pig friends, Ginger and Nibbles. But guess what? I hang out with a DOG! We love each other so much. Cuddles (on Dog Channel) will lick me and I will popcorn and purr, it is so much fun!

I don't have any. :-)

ME!!!!! (Aren't I a celebrity?)

I don't like quick movements at all!

"Show your affection with purrs" (I've done 124 purrs in a row)



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  patches
thanks for the vote!

Come visit me, Clover.

02/13/2011 06:26.07 PM Report This Comment  
  hello patches~
i think i saw you in Critters USA! was that you??

With Bunny Hops of Gratitude,

Tobi

Come visit me, Humphrey (Rest In Peace) ♥ LittleBear190871 & Tobi 161148.

10/11/2010 06:14.43 PM Report This Comment  
  Hello you lil' cutie
Thanks for saying I'm cute. You are too! And I totally agree with the celebrity you most resemble. Never got that one myself...he,he!

Hugs and a vote, Topaz

Come visit me, ♥ Topaz ♥ In Most Loving Memory, In Loving memory of a special lil Fettucini ;) & In Loving Memory of Martinelli & the AK Angels.

10/02/2010 11:19.01 PM Report This Comment  
  Cute Penny!
09/20/2010 07:25.59 PM Report This Comment  
 

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08/03/2010 10:36.56 AM  
  Hey Patches!
I found you in the Critters USA magazine. What a cute picture!! Here's a vote for you. I have new photos. Would you like to come and check 'em out?

Hammy Hugs, Autumn

Come visit me, ♥ Topaz ♥ In Most Loving Memory, In Loving memory of a special lil Fettucini ;) & In Loving Memory of Martinelli & the AK Angels.

04/09/2010 01:50.51 PM Report This Comment  
  hi patches!
So, my wife Kryssi is 21 days along and doing great... I am a proud-father-to-be, she, a proud-mother-to-be, mama: getting to keep the SECOND love 0f her life, Apolo ohno the puppy, and, Hot Cocoa still alive. Though getting old. All is right in this world, and I would like to thank everyone who has voted for me 4 doing so...
You see, COTM has been an important trek for me, and the day - er, MONTH - i get it (if ever!) I will be the happiest rabbit in the entire world and will give everyone a speech (duh) and of course a thousand hugs and kisses!
A special thanks so far to Topaz, who has been an awesome friend, the Weasels Vin, Jubilee, Lannie, and Ernie, and to two special critters: Apolo Anton Ohno Irving Wagner Samson, who is a dog, my vice president, and last but not least my good friend and official COTM campaigner, Starlight!
I just want to let all of my friends know that I am doing well and that I love everyone of them... It doesn't matter what they look like, how old they are, what gender they are, or what species, all that matters is that they are being a friend. And, all of my dear friends, I am right now asking you ALL to remember this famous saying that is so true:
"He who finds a friend, finds a treasure." Since I have joined SAC, i have truly discovered this. But, also, all of this is a blessing from Above: and it was He who saved us. Happy Easter all my homies! Christ is risen Alelueia!
lovE AND VOTES~
king &hearts tobi


I have the 2010 issue of Critters USA, I looked and LOOKED for you... I couldn;t seem to find you. I know you aren't lying i was just wondering why???

Come visit me, Humphrey (Rest In Peace) ♥ LittleBear190871 & Tobi 161148.

04/05/2010 09:36.37 AM Report This Comment  
  pg 99

Come visit me, Ginger, Smokey, Tator Tot, Patches, Oreo & Nibbles.

02/21/2010 04:57.30 PM Report This Comment  
  hi
i was leavin a blog for bob and i saw ur msg that said ur in Critters USA!!! congrats! i JUST got my copy and am so excited to look at it! what pg r u on? i waana go sniff u out :) heres a vote for u!

Come visit me, Splotch.

02/18/2010 12:59.26 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi Patches!
You are?! Really?! That's so cool!! What page are you on? I have the Critters USA magazine so please tell me, It would be sooooooooo fun to see you in there! Would you like to be friends? My name's Autumn Breeze.

Here's a vote for you

♥ Autumn Breeze

Come visit me, ♥ Topaz ♥ In Most Loving Memory, In Loving memory of a special lil Fettucini ;) & In Loving Memory of Martinelli & the AK Angels.

01/16/2010 12:35.08 PM Report This Comment  
  hi patches!
01/16/2010 09:25.21 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Patches
How have you been? I really am bad about getting around to saying hi to everyone, aren't I? Hopefully, now that we're all settled into the house and have had our open house party, things will get better. Mom said she's actually going to take it easy this weekend. We'll see. BOL! I hope you have a safe and happy Labor Day weekend! XOXO Kipper P.S. Congratulations on your big honor!

Come visit me, Kipper-Merry Christmas.

09/04/2009 08:55.23 AM Report This Comment  
  SURE WE CAN BE FRIENDS my new friend! Very cool you are in Critters USA! I am just keeping my paws crossed I will be in Rabbits USA 2010! Here is a vote :)
♥Daisy Mae

Come visit me, Midnight :D, *Misty* <3 & ♥ Daisy ♥.

09/01/2009 08:38.57 AM Report This Comment  
  hey patches!
YAY
you're in the 2010 issue of CRITTERS USA!!!!!!!!!!!
you got that issue already?
where do they sell em?
well i cant wait untill i get my issue so i can see you in it!
left a vote,
Shakira♥

Come visit me, ♥Cherry, Fluffy in loving memory♥, The Piggie Trio~Charlie, Telma and Louis, Shakira, The Critters Club © & Paco.

08/31/2009 04:47.10 PM Report This Comment  
  Congratsulations on being in Critters USA!
♥Daisy Mae

Come visit me, Midnight :D, *Misty* <3 & ♥ Daisy ♥.

08/31/2009 04:22.15 PM Report This Comment  
  Its Wednesday
As always when starting out my weekly blogs...a big congratulations to those who have recently gained COTD, COTM and any other honors, a big welcome to the newbies, and a big heartfelt condolensces to those who have crossed over to the bridge this week.
Now on with the weekly events around here. Mommie went yesterday for her physical at the health department. It has been about 3 to 4 years. So she needs to lose the 10 pounds she has gained back, no caffeine any more so she will now have to hunt up Caffeine free Mountain Dews, no more chocolate which is her weakness, no more red meats like hamburgar or any thing that has hamburgar in it but she can have all the chicken, porck chops and fish she wants, no more sweet tea which so goes for Long John Silvers unless she gets water or Sprite or soemthing like that. Her blood pressure was way high too at 165/96 and though her sugar was okay her iron count was 9.6 and is suppose to be over 12. She has to cut down as well on her breakfast which is her best and favorite meal. No more homemade gravy, only one egg and decaf coffee at only 2 cups, and that is for the whole day too on the coffee. She goes next Tuesday for her mammogram.
Poppie goes Wednesday for his physical. He has not had one in over 20 years! He finally broke down and decided that since he and Mommie are now in their 40's that they need to keep themselves checked regularly and all. Meowmie didn't have to pay one dime at the health department and as far as we know her mammy will be free too because she got qualified for that program through the health department and all.
Well, so much for all of Mommie & Poppie's situations.
I am still the same old little MEE, leaping around and running here and there and too and fro. I am doing really well these days. Hope I can continue to be happy and healthy so I can keep Mommie & Poppie happy and healthy and out of trouble.
Well, lets go and play now!! See you all next week with the full details. LUV U all!!

Come visit me, ANGEL-Fannie-Mae-Fer- ret---HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!!.

08/26/2009 09:34.04 AM Report This Comment  
  On my way to vote for Ranger!
♥ Daisy Mae

Come visit me, Midnight :D, *Misty* <3 & ♥ Daisy ♥.

08/20/2009 07:53.45 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi Everyone!!!!
Vote for Ranger #148715 for COTD!!! Ranger is an American Guinea pig.

Come visit me, Ginger, Smokey, Tator Tot, Patches, Oreo & Nibbles.

08/18/2009 07:25.23 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Patches you are beautiful my mama says she gave you a vote

Come visit me, Lizzy.

07/14/2009 09:59.50 AM Report This Comment  
  Hey Patche's
Stopping by to drop you some votes.ttyl

Come visit me, Ginger & Baxter.

06/04/2009 04:50.43 PM Report This Comment  
  hi patches
hi your SO... CUTE!
left you a vote!
don't forget to come visit me!


-max

Come visit me, Peanut, Max & Dynamite.

06/04/2009 08:23.11 AM Report This Comment  
  hi
hi what a cutie left you a vote!


MAX

Come visit me, Peanut, Max & Dynamite.

06/01/2009 05:45.34 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi!
Hi, my name is Chocolate! I was just adopted yesterday and got my page up today. I was looking for some new friends and wondered if you'd be one? Write back when you can! ~Chocolate

T, Frozen Tundra, WI.

05/23/2009 04:48.51 PM Report This Comment  
  HI
HI YOU ARE SOO.. CUTE I LEFT YOU A VOTE HAPPY VOTEING

Come visit me, Peanut, Max & Dynamite.

05/14/2009 07:18.33 AM Report This Comment  
  Hello to you all!!
Stopping by to drop off some votes.I hope you are having a wonderful day.We got some nice weather finally.I wii ttyl.

Come visit me, Ginger & Baxter.

05/04/2009 01:24.54 PM Report This Comment  
  Hello Patches!!
Stopping by to drop you all a vote.I hope you are having a good day.I will ttyl. Smooches Ginger

Come visit me, Ginger & Baxter.

04/22/2009 11:26.33 AM Report This Comment  
  OMG!
I LOVE guinea pigs. Could you please tell me all the upsides to owning a guinea pig? I am trying to convince my parents I can have one.

Come visit me, Healthy Critter Tips, Please Help the Animals!, Ziggles & Zookie.

04/01/2009 05:22.33 PM Report This Comment  
  hey cutie!
can you and all of your furry friends please leave me lots of votes throughout april so i win COTM?

thanks!
tinkerbell

Come visit me, Lennon, Pinky *RIP.<3*, Tinkerbell *RIP.<3* & Rummage.

03/31/2009 05:51.30 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Patches!
You're a very pretty girl! XOXO Kipper

Come visit me, Kipper-Merry Christmas.

03/23/2009 01:36.34 PM Report This Comment  
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12/05/2008 12:34.20 PM  
  Hiya Patches
Hope your doing good. Here's a vote!

Come visit me, Moose.

11/16/2008 04:15.26 PM Report This Comment  
  patches,
hi! my name is clover and i am a 1 y/o female. i am a black and white panda bear hamster. as you can see in my pics, i have a black '4 leaf clover' in the middle of my back, that is how i got my name (plus i love to eat 4 leaf clovers, too! please come visit me anytime. please leave a vote while you are there too. i voted for youi and hope that we can be pals! ~ your buddy, clover. ps- i am sry if this is posted 2x, my computer is being a dumbo.

Come visit me, Little Clover, R.I.P.-June 6. :( Sorry, Been Busy!.

11/16/2008 02:50.32 PM Report This Comment  
  patches,
hi! my name is clover and i am a 1 y/o female. i am a black and white panda bear hamster. as you can see in my pics, i have a black '4 leaf clover' in the middle of my back, that is how i got my name (plus i love to eat 4 leaf clovers, too! please come visit me anytime. please leave a vote while you are there too. i voted for youi and hope that we can be pals! ~ your buddy, clover. ps- i am sry if this is posted 2x, my computer is being a dumbo.

Come visit me, Little Clover, R.I.P.-June 6. :( Sorry, Been Busy!.

11/16/2008 02:50.32 PM Report This Comment  
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11/13/2008 12:00.00 AM  
  Thanks! Heres a vote!

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11/12/2008 10:17.19 AM Report This Comment  
  Mornin Patches
AND FAMILYS. Got ups early todays so I could try and visits more of me friends.Moms been very busy lately so I not has the times to get on as much as I dids. Hopes you all are well and be havin a fun days. Well I gonna go and visits the rest of the familys so I can votes for thems too. Take care.

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

11/11/2008 07:05.14 AM Report This Comment  
  quick note and a vote
Really running late tonight. Hope you and your family be doing well Will try and Dook to you later in the weeks.

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

11/10/2008 08:48.50 PM Report This Comment  
  WELL SO IT HAS
YES I do thinks it has been a long times since we has corresponded. Gee thoughts maybe you left the countrys.Hopes you and you familys be doin goods. Been very busy heres in Me Houses with Halloweens and all kinds of Familys things going on. Well has to go helps do the laundry so have a safe days.

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

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