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Hi! My name is Iorek Byrnison (Bear).

I am a Ferret from Vancouver.

Less than a year old



Mostly in my cage with my best friend Pan. Also in the bathroom and inside of my new OctoPlay!

I was just born on February 24th so I am a very active, crazy, bitey little boy. My momma lets me bite and chew on her all I want to.

Dooking, biting, pooping, ya know the usual.

I fall asleep in some pretty weird positions, as you can see!

None really.

When I climb over the baby gate that is supposed to keep me in and try to be free, then my mommy puts me right back into my room.

DOOK all you can because you only live once!

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10/29/2008 10:20.43 AM  
  Hello Pan, Bear, Pikachu, Elliot & Babies!
Thanks for visiting. Glad to hear your whole family is doing great. What are the names of the new babies? And at what age are gliders considered adults? Like Bear, Pretzel, though an adult, has been gaining considerable weight lately but seems healthy. We don’t know why. When he was little, we always thought he would outgrow Peanut but he didn’t until recently at 2 years of age. And it’s muscle, not fat, fortunately! Hmm… go figure. Dad's b'day was over the weekend and he's been busy out & about. He has been runnin' around like "chickies without heads" and left his computer locked so we were unable to visit sooner. The weather has been weird around the country. After our 30 degree drop in temperature a few weeks ago it has been warming up again with breezy highs around 103 with thankfully low humidity & the evenings are pleasant out & we get to dunk in our pools (human & fuzzbutt!). Thank goodness everywhere is well air conditioned out here. Well stay cool, dry & comfy. Dad's shooing us away from the 'puter to get work done & go "country 2-steppin'" this evening. He likes all kinds of dancing but sure doesn't know how to weasel war dance like us! It's a unique fert specialty. (votes w/ note) Best wishes & happy adventures... ~ Your buds, Peanut & Pretzel (P & P)

Come visit me, Peanut (P & P) & Pretzel (P & P).

06/19/2008 04:56.06 PM Report This Comment  
  Hey Pan, Bear, Pikachu, Elliot & Babies!
Thanks for visiting. How are the new baby girl gliders doing? Do they have names yet? They are very cute! Will they & Elliot eventually have a page? You're getting to be quite a large family. We keep reminding Dad that our newer penthouse has room for another. We'll see... How's the Octoplay holding up to you fuzzbutts? Today we're going to try playing "balls in the bathtub" for the first time! We're looking forward to it. Dad told us that he had a blast at the EW&F concert yesterday & was lucky enough to receive an invitation for him & his friends to attend the private backstage aftershow party where he got to meet the classic artists & receive their autographed newest CD/DVD. He promises to play it for us so we can dook & dance! In response to your question, yes, we're still entered in the "stylish" & "mask" contests & we're still hoping for a possible win. Dad's gonna wait another month before entering a new pic. BTW, we remember casting votes for a glider in one of the contests. Is that you Pika? Hope you & yours are enjoying your weekend. Happy adventures........... ~ Your buds, Peanut & Pretzel (P & P)

Come visit me, Peanut (P & P) & Pretzel (P & P).

06/07/2008 06:47.49 PM Report This Comment  
(Late entry, 6-5-08) We could use some more rain here... We barely got some sprinkles yesterday but it was VERY windy & thankfully cooler. Our highs have ranged from 105 down to 75 these past few weeks! Our Dad's b'day is coming up so he's being taken out for chow & to see Earth, Wind & Fire in concert tomorrow & George Michael in a couple weeks (& maybe Cirque du Soleil). We want to go too but Dad said there are way too many humans that might dance and trample over us. He promises instead to sing us a tune or two... but trust us, it's not the same! Oh well. But now that it's cooler again, he's gonna take us outdoors to see what trouble we can get into. We love the great outdoors. Gotta go before Dad checks our corners! Votes for y'all. Happy adventures... ~ P & P (Peanut & Pretzel)

Come visit me, Peanut (P & P) & Pretzel (P & P).

06/07/2008 06:44.13 PM Report This Comment  
  Ho-ho-ho, Bottle Brush Tails!
"Every day should be like Christmas... filled with love and a special kind of magic!" Dad, Peanut & Pretzel were so pleased & proud to discover that Peanut won the "Picture Perfect" contest! We're jazzed & gonna celebrate! Thanks to all of our good friends. We appreciate everyone's support and their votes for Peanut. Dook!!! (Vote for ya.) Happy adventures... ~ Peanut & Pretzel (P & P)

Come visit me, Peanut (P & P) & Pretzel (P & P).

06/03/2008 03:31.45 PM Report This Comment  
  A day on the farm!
We hope you had as great of a Memorial Day weekend as we did. We got to go to a farm for a cookout this weekend. There were lots of animals we've never seen before, Mom said they were called horses. We even made friends with some big furry dogs, they looked real scarry but they just sniffed us. One was real fun to play with everytime we stepped towards him he backed, we laughed when he did that because he was ten times bigger than us. Even with all those other animals everyone wanted to pay attention to us! We got lots of hugs and when we got sleepy we'd just take a nap in someone's lap! We have never had that much grass to run and play in before but, Mom wouldn't let us in the fenced area called the pasture, she said that the horses might step on us. We dug holes for my Aunt, she said that flower bed needed weeded anyways. Mom let us play a game called corn hole but, we really wanted to steal those bags and chew on them though. Dad even let us "ride" on the Harley! Check out the pictures of our fun adventure! Here's a vote for ya! ~ U-Turn & Pumpkin

Come visit me, Earl, Pumpkin & U-Turn.

05/27/2008 06:53.43 PM Report This Comment  
It's been a while, sorry. Thanks for visiting us & for your votes! There's been lotsa new hoomans around here lately, coming & going, strange food smells, glasses clinking, music blaring, silly hooman laughter, and arms we don't recognize reaching into our penthouse! We like all the attention though. Dad's been taking off too & leaving this darn 'puter locked so we haven't been able to dook wit you much lately. Has your weather been decent? After our 3-digit heat wave last week, the temp plummeted down about 35 degrees so it's cool here again now... weird. We enjoy watching ducks sometimes. We get to see them only when we go to the park or lake nearby or when Dad floats the fake ones in the tub! Hehehe... Does he think he's fooling us? Sheesh! Here's another vote for y'all. Gotta go poop now. Happy adventures..... {{{HUGz}}} ~ Your buds, P & P (Peanut & Pretzel)

Come visit me, Peanut (P & P) & Pretzel (P & P).

05/27/2008 03:43.40 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Bear!
How are you doing? Things are good here. Mommy a little freaked out right now because Pumpkin's fur changed. She says it was like magic (whatever that is) one day she didn't have a mask the next day she did. Mom added a picture so you could see the difference. She says her picture is not as good as Daddy's but, he's been so busy working he hasn't had time to take any and Mom wanted to share Pumpkin's new face with our friends. Mommy says Pumpkin looks more like me know, what do you think? Mom did something weird today she put this yummy stuff on a toooothbrush and rubbed it on our teeth. We liked the yummy stuff just not the brush. We tried to tell Mommy that brushes are for hair but, she just wouldn't listen! Gonna go find some more stuff to steal, dook to you soon. Just like you we never visit our friends without leaving them a vote, so here you go!

Come visit me, Earl, Pumpkin & U-Turn.

05/23/2008 09:28.44 PM Report This Comment  
Sorry it's been awhile. Mommy's been busy with work lately and school functions with her hooman kids so we haven't been able to talk lately. We've still had a lot of fun though. Mom took us to the cutest pet contest at PetSmart on Saturday, we're waiting to see who they pick as the winner. While we were there we got to play in the ferret stoller. It was lots of fun, our hooman sister pushed us around and we could look at all those big furry things Mom said were dogs without them being able to touch us. Mom's also been busy getting things together for our ferret show. Who would have known there was so much she had to do just so someone could tell us we're pretty? There's a lot of protocol we have to follow just to make sure that no sick ferrets get inside. Mom said something about sending our saliva to be tested? Daddy just laughed and asked her if she's going to have enough time to get everything done. Well now I'm worn out gotta go to my hidey hole and take a nap. p.s. we left you a vote with our note!

Come visit me, Earl, Pumpkin & U-Turn.

05/21/2008 07:13.04 PM Report This Comment  
Dook! Thanks for visiting & for your votes. We appreciate it. Hope you & your brother are still having a blast with your new OctoPlay! And "bitey-boy", hope you're gentle on your humans, their skin is not as tough as ours! What do you fuzzballs and Pikachu think of each other? Do your humans let you guys check each other out? Here's a vote for ya cutie. Have a great weekend & happy adventures... ~ P & P

Come visit me, Peanut (P & P) & Pretzel (P & P).

05/18/2008 11:32.14 AM Report This Comment  
  Hey Bear & Family!
Thanks for visiting & asking about casting votes. Simply click on "Home Page" in the upper right, then the "Critter Contests" tab, then you will see our entries if you click on "Picture Perfect" and also within "Virtual Ferret Show" under "Best Superhero Mask" & "Most Stylish"! Votes may be casted DAILY for one entrant in EACH contest. We hope you think we're worthy! Please consider our personalities and the photographic quality of our entries. We got a bit of a late start to our disadvantage. Thanks so much for your consideration. Gotta go & put up with the rest of our "salon treatment" before Dad's sis gets here! Happy adventures... ~ Your buds, P & P (Peanut & Pretzel)

Come visit me, Peanut (P & P) & Pretzel (P & P).

05/17/2008 02:52.53 PM Report This Comment  
well I don't has an octopus thingy but I do has this really cool fish that me Moms got me for Christmas. It has a bell insides and its fins make crinkly noises and it is also a real cool bed. Warm and cozy it is. I has alot of balls with bells in them and I has big multicolored rubber tube balls withs a beel inside and me luvs them. Keeps them hid for special occasions I do. I has this 1/2 ball thing with a T shaped tube on tops with 2 stretchy crawling tubes and Moms has it going over and around the one end tables legs . Luvs that too. Crawls thru, lays inside and scratches even flips it once in awhiles. LUVS paper bags and boxes and me has a crate that is full of store shopin bags, the ones with handles, and me sometimes crawls in there and tears up a bag or two or I pull some outs and runs around the floor inside of them. When I was younger I had a crate full of peanuts that I loved to dig in and jump from the bottom to catch me Mom when she would plays with me. Abouts a year ago I gots bored with it. Hope all you ferrets up there in Vancovers has a great weekend. Its NAPY times for me.

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

05/17/2008 01:25.43 PM Report This Comment  
  Kodak Moments...
Dook! After some encouragement, Dad decided to enter us late into a couple of the contests here. Would you take a peek and consider casting us a vote or two? Since we waited until mid-month, we are at a disadvantage & have some catching up to do... Votes may be casted DAILY for one entrant in EACH contest. We hope you think we're worthy! Please consider our personalities and the photographic quality of our entries. ***PEANUT's entered into the Picture Perfect Contest with the description, "Every day should be like Christmas... filled with love and a special kind of magic!" ***PRETZEL's entered into the Superhero Mask Contest with the description, "PRETZEL, Santa's Super Ferret!" ***Peanut AND Pretzel are entered together into the Most Stylish Contest with the "Birthday Bash!" pic submitted. Thanks so much for your consideration. ~ Your buds, P & P (Peanut & Pretzel)

Come visit me, Peanut (P & P) & Pretzel (P & P).

05/15/2008 10:50.34 PM Report This Comment  
Hey young one welcome to the channel. I remembers a long times ago when me was little and Mom said I was so cute. WELL now I is much older and wiser and shestill says I is cutes. If you ever needs and tips on HOOMAN training just ask I has mine trained real good. Come visits me sometimes. Left you a votes.

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

05/15/2008 10:34.45 PM Report This Comment  
That's what Dad said when he stuck his head in our penthouse yesterday. He's usually good at keeping it spic n' span but we decided that the potty pan was too messy & found a couple new corners. Dad was not pleased. He'll probably play the game again of placing food in those corners to discourage us! We'll see. And when the pan's real fresh, Pretzel sometimes thinks it's a new digging spot or comfy bedding. It's fun to watch Dad's reactions. We did make it out yesterday in the 'hood which was quite fun until the sprinklers came on & Dad took us home. What's a little water? Yes, Peanut did manage to crawl up Dad's pant leg again until he got past his sock which was not well tolerated. We heard that Dad's sis will be in town soon so that means we're gonna get that full "salon treatment" & our furniture washed. Don't know why, we LIKE the smell. The bath & swimming sure is fun but drying off is another story. And the "ear & nail thing", eww! Hope you're having a great week. Dook! Thanks for visiting us & any votes are always appreciated. Here's one for ya. Happy adventures... Your buds, ~ P & P

Come visit me, Peanut (P & P) & Pretzel (P & P).

05/15/2008 06:26.26 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi Baby!
Welcome to the channel. Wow you really are a young baby! How old were you when your Mommy got you? My Mommy and Daddy got me when I was just 8 weeks old. I was a snuggly, cuddly little thing she couldn't leave the store without. I still sleep wrapped up in a baby blanket. Stop by and visit us sometime. Here's a vote for you!

Come visit me, Earl, Pumpkin & U-Turn.

05/14/2008 09:18.49 PM Report This Comment  
how did you come up with Bear for a nickname? its cool. here is your second vote hope you can stop by and take a look at our pages!

Come visit me, ~Josie~, ~Moose~, ~Bailey~ & ~Coraline~.

05/14/2008 02:54.57 PM Report This Comment  
  Welcome & Hello Bear, Pan & Family!
DOOK! Hi! My name is PEANUT and I want to introduce myself and my roomie PRETZEL to you. We discovered this meeting place just a few weeks ago when we pounced onto our Dad's keyboard while he was asleep. We're having fun here and would love to meet other critters of all species. We come from a loving family that has had a variety of creatures both large and small but we are the first 2 ferrets in this home. Check out our descriptive profiles and pics and if you feel that we are cute and loveable enough, perhaps you could give us a vote. Over time, we will be adding new photos and updating our blog to share our lives with you. We'll be back here at least on a weekly basis while Dad's asleep. We look forward to meeting you and having you visit us! Thanks. {{{HUGz}}} Peanut & Pretzel (& Ken)

Come visit me, Peanut (P & P) & Pretzel (P & P).

05/13/2008 10:31.36 PM Report This Comment  
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