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Hi! My name is bert.

I am a Ferret from newport.

2 years old


just bert

with ernie and ali



aggressive ferrets

gee I didnt know I needed one :(

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Our Mom is real sick and needs an operation and very soon too. So our situation isn't too good right now. She is on bed rest and can't take care of us and if she is strong enough for the operation she will need bed rest for several months. We love our Mom very much but we may all have to find a temporary or maybe even a permanent homes. Mom is very upset and she thinks that we don't know but well we do. We are trying to make her smile but its very hard. Can you all please pray for her so she can get better. THANKS
OH and THANKS MERLIN for posting this for us all cause Mom can't sit at the computer and do it.
Tucker, Duke, Shazza, Milli Vanilli, Sampson,Bert, Van Weasel, Ernie, Lannie

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

12/04/2010 07:14.24 PM Report This Comment  
  here is a vote

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09/16/2010 07:46.07 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Bert!
Hey SAC friends, sorry we were gone so long. Things got really busy here, again! Plus mom is so forgetful that after the dogs finish their pics, blogs, and other things ,mom either forgets to help us on or there's no time (like when we're trying to finish blogs at 1am, LOL). Well, we better start from where we left! Hershey ended up going to the vet, and we had two choices, either try to treat him or put him's obvious what mom picked. Well, he didn't like his medicine, but now, two months later you wouldn't know anything was wrong with him. Then to us critters another September 11th happened on July 24th. A new dog! Brandon the Golden Retriever. Now we have 3 dog furlings, their DogChannel page is # 117899. As for us, we need new pictures again, but mom's laptop isn't doing too well - the battery broke, then the charger ,now on a borrowed charger it is still getting worse. Our current pics are saved, but our "actual computer" doesn't work with the nice camera. Too old, probably. We need new computers, hehehe! Anyhoo, that's what happened with us! Hugs from your friends, Smudge,Choc,Hersh and Rhino

T, Frozen Tundra, WI.

09/14/2010 08:07.48 PM Report This Comment  

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08/03/2010 10:36.56 AM  
  Hi Bert !
Hershey hasn't been getting much better now. He was for a few days, but not anymore... he won't eat his timothy hay, and his left eye is getting white and foggy..possibly going blind in one eye:( He's only drinking half of his water bottle in about 24 hours and they aren't that big, Choc's bottle is usually near the bottom and Hersh's used to be. So we're hoping that he's okay..even if he is an older Guinea Pig.
Choc,Rhino and Smudge are doing great, as always:)
Well we've got bad and tomorrow we're babysitting for a friend's Pug, Maximus. More Dogs !! Also the home visit for fostering a Golden Retriever went great, according to Muffin and mommy. Peanut and us are thinking not so much! So any day they could call..and we could end up with a Golden. Hoping everything is great by you:) Hugs from your friends Smudge,Choc,Hersh and Rhino.

T, Frozen Tundra, WI.

06/25/2010 08:21.57 PM Report This Comment  
Wanna join the team with Shazza Lannie and Vin!
That was a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun wedding!!!!!
Dook back! Luigi

Come visit me, The FL Fuzzies (Left SAC).

06/16/2010 05:01.27 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi Bert !
Hershey's been doing better than before:) Not acting so strange! Mommy's glad about that. We're hoping to take some new pictures soon, our page really needs some updating but the "dog news" in the house and on the DogChannel has been taking our time away. Ugh! Dogs! Speaking of them, we got a call back from WAAGR and they're going to come for home visit and foster training on June 25th. Mommy's excited, so is Muffin..but for once Peanut is on our side he doesn't like other animals in the house!!
It's supposed to rain here all week, so no outside pictures. Boy, it's been raining here all week so far this week and most of last week!!! There was a little pause in the rain last night but everything was too wet and cold for us:( Hope your weather has been nice and rain-free:) Hugs from your friends Smudge,Choc,Hersh and Rhino

T, Frozen Tundra, WI.

06/15/2010 09:53.11 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi Bert !
Hey SAC friends. Sorry for our absence on the channel! Things got kind of crazy here end of last month. Scooby, our Peke, had a heart attack. Mommy was worrying over him so much we didn't want to get on and reply to our page, Muffin's page, Scooby's page, & the rest with fewer blogs during that time. Scooby's page was full of blogs we got from our friends during that time and Muffin always gets we took time off. Anyways, he made it and he's okay! It really had us worried since he is 10 ½ years old. After all that happened and we were sure Scoob was okay, we got into fostering a Golden Retriever through WAAGR (Wisconsin Adopt A Golden Retriever). They need to make sure our house is fine for the dog, stuff like that, but we think we'll be getting a Foster Golden. For us, mommy's been worried about Hershey, he's 6 years old now and seems like he's been eating less and drinking more, which was really weird for him. He's just been acting strange. Hope you have been doing good! Have a great night. Hugs from your friends Smudge,Choc,Hersh and Rhino.

T, Frozen Tundra, WI.

06/11/2010 04:57.28 PM Report This Comment  
  Hiya Bert
Yippie! I gotta be your number 100 vote today! dook dook Fuzzy hugs to ya, Aggie

Come visit me, Aggie, I live at the bridge now.

05/07/2010 01:33.19 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi Bert !
How have you been? So sorry we've been offline since Easter! We've been having trouble getting on to do any blogs on any of the channels:( Well, let us update you. Our news isn't much! Choc got his nails trimmed tonight, but so did the birds, Mango and Plucky. None of us liked it! We've been having a wonderful time playing outside, now that it's warm out. It's supposed to get into the 70's this weekend, which is WEIRD for Wisconsin! Usually the snow *starts* to melt in mid April and is just getting 100% melted by May, much less being like our Summer weather in Spring - Winter, for us, really ;) Although, we won't be outside in the nice weather this weekend. Mommy, Muffin, and Peanut are doggy-sitting for a friend's Pug. His name is Maximus and he is 7 years old. He sounds like the kind of dog we could get used to, since they said he likes to sleep all day! Hehe! Well, I think that's about it for our news, though the dogs have a bit more news. Peanut might have his bladder stones back, he's been having trouble going and occasionally blood:( Not good..he's getting checked when his teeth get their cleaning, so we'll find out then. Oh, and for some good news, Muffin on her DC page got her 7,000th vote! Not bad, considering she just got her 5,000th during her DOTM race in January. Well I think that's about it for our whole furamily's news. Hope to talk with you again soon:) Hugs from your friends, Smudge,Choc,Hersh and Rhino.

T, Frozen Tundra, WI.

04/28/2010 09:34.34 PM Report This Comment  
that you were a gentleferret BErt and see them FURLS know it too. Yeah let Sampson fend for himself . You got it made were you are now.

Come visit me, Shaman.

04/27/2010 10:18.47 AM Report This Comment  
said all you had to do was help sort out some of the treaseure and you could have whatever one you wanted. OR there is always the cave up on the big mountain. Better not go after your moms fingers she might get mad at you.

Come visit me, Shaman.

04/24/2010 04:28.57 PM Report This Comment  
Herman left amessage on Merlin's page about you coming up to the MOuntain and going onto the big Dragon Pirate Ship cause it has lots of real nice gems in rings and necklaces and other things too. Maybe you and Sampson should go and read it.

Come visit me, Shaman.

04/22/2010 08:23.32 PM Report This Comment  
WELL BErt amybe we should go to the Mountain to find some of them ""rocks". Merlin said there is a cave in the BIG MOUNTAIN that ahs all kinds of pretty gems in it. We could go on an expedition to find one for Sampson. Glad that things are starting to get better up there too. Got to run Mom has another busy day.

Come visit me, Shaman.

04/21/2010 06:54.10 AM Report This Comment  
that you be havin a good times with the furls at nights. Yeah we gona has to looks around for a stones. WHy don't you comes up here to the mountains and we can go gem hunting in the caves over at the bi mountains? Never knows what we might finds.

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

04/21/2010 06:17.10 AM Report This Comment  
How did it goes last nights??? Hope you had a good nights sleeps.

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

04/19/2010 07:43.33 AM Report This Comment  
one of them shiny stones for Sampson to use I will ahve to ask her. Gosh I hope them furls will be nice to you too. Maybe they should come to your cage cause well FURLS are supposed to have good memories dook dook doook. Maybe your Mom can give you anice soft blanket just in case. Glad to hear that Ernie be felling good too. HOPE everything works out and Maybe MR BULLY and MISS NAUGHTY will learn their lesson.

Come visit me, Shaman.

04/18/2010 05:10.59 PM Report This Comment  
ROCK!!! Yeah I fully understnad the need to get that ROCK Bert. It is a just gotta have thing to add to the stash. As for body heat and cuddlin that is what my Mom is for and my new afgan she made just for me. Bert it is sooooo soft and warm.

Come visit me, Shaman.

04/17/2010 06:19.17 AM Report This Comment  
Oh well then I completely understand why that one is the favorite hidey hole. I love the tunnels too. Have a good one.

Come visit me, Shaman.

04/15/2010 08:07.22 AM Report This Comment  
LOVE THE NEW PICTURE. DO you need a bigger hidey hole?? Seems some of you sort of SPILLED OVER!!! DOOK DOOK DOOK DOOK DOOK

Come visit me, Shaman.

04/14/2010 07:27.53 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Bert !
Glad you like our Easter pics!! We had fun taking them:) We had a wonderful day! It was in the high 60's, so we got to go outside!!! We took some new pictures and we'll try to get them up sometime soon. Leaving a vote:) Hugs from your Easter bunnies, Smudge Bunny, Choc Bunny, Hersh Bunny, and Rhinie Bunny.

T, Frozen Tundra, WI.

03/31/2010 05:39.39 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi Bert !
Hello!!! Smudge,Choc,Hersh and Rhino running by this Monday to say hi and leave a vote:) So very sorry we haven't kept up with our blogs, but just as we thought we had time to keep up, we suddenly had time for only some blogs some days. Muffin, of course, hogged the computer when we had a little time! Guess what we'll all be doing this Summer? Yep:) Catching up on blogs! Every one of us !! Heehee! Only 6 more days to Easter! We're counting it down! Have a wonderful day!! Hugs from your friends, Smudge,Choc,Hersh and Rhino.

T, Frozen Tundra, WI.

03/29/2010 12:18.37 PM Report This Comment  
  Happy St. Patrick's Day Bert !
Thanks! We love doing our holiday pictures. The dogs in our family dress up even more than us, for each holiday there's always new pictures designed. Our Easter ones are the "fanciest" so far! Going up tomorrow:) Have a great day! Hugs from your friends, Smudge,Choc,Hersh, and Rhino.

T, Frozen Tundra, WI.

03/17/2010 09:34.20 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Bert !
Yep, Hersh and Choc are our Guinea pigs, the little light tan one is Rhino, a Chinese Dwarf Hamster, and the black one is Smudge, a Gerbil. Left a vote..hope to hear from you soon! Hugs from your friends Smudge, Choc, Hersh, and Rhino.

T, Frozen Tundra, WI.

03/09/2010 08:46.45 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Bert !
Hello! We are Smudge, Chocolate, Hershey, and Rhino, but for short just the Critter Crew. We were looking for some new friends and wondered if you'd be one? Left a vote and hope to see you soon! Hugs from your new friends Smudge, Choc, Hersh, and Rhino.

T, Frozen Tundra, WI.

03/08/2010 09:16.33 AM Report This Comment  
to a beautiful FURLS and to lets you a votes. Is you one of the QUIET ones at your house????

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

01/20/2010 06:15.06 PM Report This Comment  

Come visit me, Tasha, MrMister, Mika & Monte Yes! We are Black Footed Ferrets, BOO!, Jasmin & Tinkerbell.

11/04/2009 09:37.14 AM Report This Comment  
  HEllo from Rosemary
HEllo, WOw did ya know we had a Ernie here too, but Bert did cross the rainbow bridge. The doctor said he had cancer and we had to help him cross. HE were only a baby ( 1 1/2 yrs old) It were sad, but his mommy crossed the bridge right after him. My mommy misses his mommy cuz she was her best hooman friend. Well anyhow now I have lots of new ferrets ta pick on he he I be da Rosemary

Come visit me, Angel Sweetie Pie RIP 3-13-09, Angel Mrs. AJ Wendy Woohoo-THe White, Angel Rocky & Angel Lady Jasmine, Angel Mystic loves her Mister & twins SO MUCH!, Rosemary RIP 8-22-11, Timmie luvs Lil-M RIP 7-29-12, Mr. Foxy Sebastian RIP 9-9-11, Angel Mrs. Sabrina Snowball RIP 7-08-09, Butters adores Andie RIP 3-22-14 & Mrs. Fauna Bandit rip 6-6-09.

10/25/2009 05:06.45 AM Report This Comment  
  its me bert :)
merlin I hope we came up with a system so you would know who each of us was :) we took a vote but as usual a few of the others just refused to agree with anyone!!! specially Vin Weasel, he might be the alpha but boy is he a pain in the patootie at times. ya know his way or the highway

Come visit me, lannie, milli vanilli, Duke, ernie, tucker, sampson, shazza, Vin Weasel & bert.

10/05/2009 06:58.34 AM Report This Comment  
to say hi and give you wishes for a safe and fun weekneds too.

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

10/03/2009 10:43.27 AM Report This Comment  
I be going and voting for your WHOLE FAMILYS and trying to figure outs who wrote what to mes cause nobodys is leaving their names when they leaves me a message. Has a great days.

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

10/01/2009 06:42.54 PM Report This Comment  
You have an awfully big family! You're awfully gorgeous, too!

Come visit me, Izzy, Uther, Arthas, Jaina, Tirion & Sylvanas - RIP.

09/27/2009 09:49.33 PM Report This Comment  
Hopes that you will makes lots of good frineds on heres. You sure do has a bigs family of ferrets. And you all seem to be good lookers too.

Come visit me, Merlin The Great -Life be a learning experience.

09/26/2009 08:36.30 PM Report This Comment  
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