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|Date:||9/17/2014 2:40:15 PM
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|Hi there Diamond and Onyx
Hi there Onyx, I hear that you're not giving birth
And i'm glad to hear your NOT the fattest on earth
Of the Gerbils, who may indulge big time on seeds
I't is simply true you have big energy needs
to be running in wheels or just lounging around
Your simply just meaty, not chubby or round!
Many called me "Gi-normus" and all names that mean fat
But they're just really jealous 'cause "I'm really "ALL THAT!
Just a package of Ger-ball" that's bigger than most
and thats something that very few Gerbils can boast!
As for Diamond, you cutie, your just simply the best
For supporting dear Onxy thru her pregnancy test
And although it was false I am sure that you care
'bout your be-lov-ed Onyx who's always been there
for you! And that you, pretty Diamond, remain healthy and all
So you two can continue have a great ball
with each other! But Onyx, you surely now know...
When indulging in seeds, you just have to go slow
But I'm not gonna lecture, for I'm not a good judge
For as Gerbil's do go I am still quite a pudge.
So my Mama now gives me a singular seed
for each trick I perform, 'cause thats all that I need!
So I'm now a bit thinner, but I'm no Jenny Craig
I have quite simply learned it's not wise to just beg
for a treat simply because I know that it's there
"cause a Gerbil on weight watcher's really is rare!
So with that i am glad you're both healthy and well
And dear Onyx, no matter your size, you are SWELL!
As for Diamond, you're love and support says it all
if you need more support you can just always call!
So that said, I'll sign off with a Halloween "BOO!"
And I left you, my Gerbil friends, vote 92!
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